Liberty Preservation for Dummies

by Saul Weiner

This is a good idea:

"Well, how do we identify people who are functioning as servants? To start with, they wear uniforms which identify them as such and symbolize their subordinate status. So how about a Constitutional dress code? All presidents, lawmakers, and federal judges are to dress in a manner befitting a butler or maid, at all times while they are serving in these capacities."