DON'T DO IT BUSH!

Dear Mr. President,

You've already killed thousands of innocent people around the world, destroyed the reputation of these United States, and done your best to bankrupt our country, but please, please don't even think about signing into law a ban on Internet gambling. It's one of our last remaining freedoms, please don't take it away too, as you have so many others.

Thanks in advance,

Jason E. Colquitt